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  Certified Genuine User, another trusted member has indicated that they personally know and recommend this user. Ultimates
Member since: 10/12/05
Certified Genuine
Couple Him: Straight
Her: Straight

Mail History Drinks
He:  54   6'2   180
She: 55   5'4   130
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Interest Levels
Tame 3 on a scale of 0-4     Couples 1 on a scale of 0-4
Moderate 3 on a scale of 0-4     Males 3 on a scale of 0-4
Wild 3 on a scale of 0-4     Females 1 on a scale of 0-4
Desired Age Range
28 to 65
Other Info
  • Drinkers OK
  • No Smokers
    Seeking Smart, Witty, Nerdy People

    Short Tag Line:
    Seeking Smart, Witty, Nerdy People

    I/We are looking for
    We enjoy smart, authentic people with an abundance of wit and an appreciation of non-material pleasures. We are Definitely NOT INTERESTED in right-wingers or fundies.

    Describe Yourself:
    Funny, playful and spirited in bed. We adore each other and know ourselves well. Variety and adventure are as necessary as love in our relationship, not to mention staying in shape for each other, keeping our spirits light, and never taking anything seriously.

    Our favorite quote: Anthony Bourdain — "Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride."

    Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
    Open and experienced; not easily shocked.

    What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
    Please, no bourgeois couples (if you don't know what that means, you are not our type). Absolutely no conservative Republican/Tea party types, or silly suburban middle-class sheep. NOTE: if you are freaked out by recreational drug use, DO NOT CONTACT US. We are not druggies, but we feel that anti-drug attitudes indicate gullibility and/or a lack of reason and logic.